This is just a page to show off some pretty pictures of me. You are welcome.
… I probably think that song is about me.
All proceeds to tip jar go inevitably to new pretty dresses, which I will want to take selfies of, which will result in more feeding of the stalkers, so you see it is one great cycle of stalker-feeding. And dresses.
To date, zero people have fed the tip jar. Perhaps I should remove it, but I hate to misrepresent myself as not desperate.