Announcement
Hear Zombie Hitler!
My daft story “Zombie Hitler Vs. Neil Armstrong” is now available as a podcast with narration by the extremely talented Mahvesh Murad. I feel weirdly guilty making talented voice actors say “Aryyaaaan Braaains.”
Announcement
On My Way to ReaderCon (not)
Last year, I ended up in the hospital in Boston instead of enjoying ReaderCon all that much. So let’s give this another go, yeah? I’m off to take Megabus to Boston! It worked so well to Wiscon? I’m arriving Friday Read more
Blathering
Channels
“This story just needs… more,” the editor said. “It feels thin.” Thanks, I thought, that’s not quite the vaguest advice ever. But then my husband turned it around for me with a metaphor. Hubby and I were talking about stories Read more
project
Write-a-thon 2016
Okay so, I wasn’t going to do the write-a-thon this year. I feel like I spend too much time soliciting donations for various causes and I don’t want to bother people. Then I found out they did not have nearly Read more
Blathering
To the Non-Sports-Fan
Sorry, I’m a little distracted. Remember that feeling you had when they announced the Star Wars prequels? And you didn’t even have the faintest suspicion that they could possibly suck? How about that feeling when you read that awesome book Read more
Blathering
The (Dis)Advantage of an Awful Childhood
Warning: this is an ANGRY POST. “You’re so lucky you had an awful, abuse-filled, poverty-stricken childhood! It’s not fair! I don’t have all that RICH MATERIAL.” said Aspiring Author To Be Unnamed. I didn’t murder him. What a saint I Read more
Announcement
WisCon
Tomorrow morning I leave for WisCon! Tonight I have dinner with my in-laws. Have to pack. Want to finish this hat I was knitting and maybe put a pom-pom on another hat and then pack it. And pack my knitting. Read more