cartoon me sleeping with teddybear

Bunkbeds

Grace and I had bunk beds.  They were bought second-hand. I’m not sure if it was a garage sale or an ad in the paper. I have a vague memory of visiting a stranger’s house with my dad.  The house was white painted wood and tall and right up on Read more

cartoon blob monster oozes over a house

I was a teenage monster

In sixth grade, we were given the assignment to draw a self-portrait and then write six words that described ourselves. It was a lesson on adjectives. I picked “Obnoxious”, “Fat”, “Loquacious”, “Stupid”, “Grotesque”, and “lazy.” I was bitterly proud of my vocabulary.  (“Loquacious” was my attempt to be nice to Read more

Fanfic

I think that in the future, fanfic will be considered the literature of our age. One of the first things I ever wrote was fanfic, though I didn’t know it at the time.  I was in first grade.  I wrote a story about Star Trek. (The original series. Next Gen Read more

snowball fight

Princessing

We were at Aunt Grace’s farm and her sons were playing battle in the snow.  I wanted to play, too. They said I could be the princess they fought over. There was an igloo that would be my ‘tower’ and we set icicles in the doorway for bars.  One of Read more

fairy boy stands on a palm

Cinderfella

I can trace the dawn of my writing career to Cinderella.  The Disney movie.  I saw it and was blown. Away. I had a perhaps uncomfortably enthusiastic appreciation for Cinderella’s abusive life at the beginning of the film.  “The only thing that would make this better,” thought five-year-old me, “is Read more