cartoon blob monster oozes over a house

Halloween

I really, really love Halloween. As a kid who didn’t get to eat much candy the rest of the year, it was like… hedonism itself. I would panic and fuss about costumes, and made myself some pretty terrible ones. Yes, I was that teenager wearing face paint and an inner Read more…

Cartoon Robot Lady holds a Chess Queen in one hand

Obsessions

There are topics you can’t help but return to, to grind your mind against day and night like a worry stone. At what point are you annoying not just yourself but your audience? I think this as a friend wryly tells me I don’t have “range” that I have “never Read more…

a man picks up a clock saying, "Oh look free time - where you using this?" woman stands by saying "No knock yourself out"

Helium Hand

Volunteering. When I see a call for volunteers, there’s a near physical pain if I don’t answer it. Why is that? Why do I feel like a rude bastard if I don’t agree to do EVERYTHING? I’m not even just talking about Official Volunteer Positions. I used to jump up Read more…

cartoon of a little girl dressed as an angel frowning in confusion at her scepter

Spell Flunk

I was in second grade, I’m pretty sure, but maybe first. That age where, every week, we had to fold a piece of paper in half, lengthwise, and number ten lines for our spelling test. The teacher would pace sedately down the aisles between desks, watching us bent dutifully with Read more…